Hi Shinesty.
I spent 48 hours
working for you.

Two campaigns. Emails + ads. Built fast, built to entertain, built to scale.

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Campaign 01

The Creative Brain Hammock™

Someone leaked it. We had to call the only one who could handle it. And oh my — nothing could have prepared us.

Email 01 of 03

Shinesty

something leaked from the vault.

We didn't send this. Someone did. We have no idea how it got out.

7:48 AM
Creative Brain Hammock — Email 01

Email 02 of 03

Shinesty

The truth is out there.

He found the leak. But, well...

10:12 AM
Leak Campaign - Email 2

Email 03 of 03

Shinesty

It's out. No taking it back.

The thing we couldn't contain. The Creative Brain Hammock™ is here.

9:03 AM
Leak Campaign - Email 3

Ads — Campaign 01

Same story. Different entry points.

Static ad concepts for feed and stories, built from the campaign's visual assets.

Brain Hammock KV

The office
deserves
better.

ADD TO TEAM

Feed 1:1 — KV hero · Awareness

Key visual. Confidence, skyline, product visible. Top funnel.

Your coworkers are wearing whatever. You don't have to. The Creative Brain Hammock™ just dropped — officially the most distinguished hire in any open-plan office. Add to team →
Peak performance

This is what
peak performance
looks like.

SHOP NOW

Story 9:16 — Energy/comedy · Mid funnel

The most narrative shot from the session. Controlled chaos. Hook in 0.5s.

Studies show that peak performance is 73% mindset and 27% what you're wearing under the khakis. We took care of the 27%. Shop now →
The leak

Someone is
making copies.

SEE WHAT LEAKED

Feed 1:1 — The leak moment · Awareness

Campaign narrative in one image. The "leak" without explaining it.

We didn't send this. We still don't know how it got out. There are copies circulating. The Creative Brain Hammock™ has officially leaked — and honestly, at this point, there's nothing we can do. See what leaked →
Product detail
The Creative Brain Hammock™
SHOP NOW

Feed 1:1 — Product close-up · Consideration

Product + texture + context. For people who already know what it is.

Close enough to read the label. Close enough to know this one's different. The Creative Brain Hammock™ — because details matter and so does your waistband. Shop now →
The documents

The documents
have been released.

SEE THE EVIDENCE

Feed 1:1 — Editorial flat lay · Teaser

Editorial tone. The prints as "classified documents." Campaign meta-narrative.

Classified. Leaked. Now officially declassified. The documents contain everything you need to know about The Creative Brain Hammock™. Handle with care. See the evidence →
The call

The call is coming
from inside the office.

ANSWER IT

Feed 1:1 — Atmosphere · Curiosity hook

No product. Pure intrigue. Early awareness or creative retargeting.

We traced it. The call was coming from inside the office. It was the dress code. It was always the dress code. Answer it →
New Hire Dropping Now

Facebook/Display — Finished design

"New Hire Dropping Now." Copy + product. Ready to run as landscape static ad.

We hired someone new. Strong portfolio. Great attitude. Excellent waistband structure. Starts immediately. New Hire Dropping Now →
Finally a senior that fits

Story / Reels — Finished design

"Finally, a senior that fits." Full frame product + headline + CTA. Production-ready.

A senior with a track record. A real POV. A Ball Hammock® pouch that actually fits. The Creative Brain Hammock™ — for people who've been in the game long enough to know what they want. Shop now →
New Hire Dropping Now typographic

Feed 1:1 — Pure typographic · Brand

"New Hire Dropping Now." No image. Shinesty red. Copy does all the work.

Incoming. Strong fit. Zero dress code violations — technically. The Creative Brain Hammock™ is now official company policy. New Hire Dropping Now →

Campaign 02

Protect the Family Jewels

A 3-email campaign. A royal decree, a collection revealed, and a limited edition worthy of actual royalty — the Jewel Box Edition, shipped in the actual chest.

Email 01 of 03

Shinesty

You've been summoned.

A royal decree for your jewels. Thou shalt open this email.

3:21 PM
Royal Campaign - Email 1

Email 02 of 03

Shinesty

The chest is open.

300 years of baroque excess. Now in your size.

11:45 AM
Royal Campaign - Email 2

Email 03 of 03

Shinesty

All rise.

The royal package has arrived. Every jewel, now exhibited.

9:30 AM
Royal Campaign - Email 3

Ads — Campaign 02

Baroque excess. Now in your feed.

Ad concepts for the Family Jewels Edition — product, lifestyle, and campaign-derived.

The family jewels

The jewels
are real.
Both of them.

OPEN THE VAULT

Feed 1:1 — Curiosity hook · Top funnel

The double meaning in the copy. The image does the rest. Guaranteed hook.

Some things are better left to the imagination. This isn't one of them. The Family Jewels Edition — both fully accounted for, both properly protected. Open the vault →
For the Queen

For the queen.

Baroque print. Gold thread.
A fit the cherubs can't stop staring at.

CLAIM YOUR STATION

Story 9:16 — Female hero · Awareness

Full body, face, complete product. The most versatile shot from the session.

She didn't choose the baroque life. The baroque life chose her. (Actually, she chose it. It was in the cart. Free shipping.) Claim your station →
For the King

For the king.

Ball Hammock® pouch. Patented.
The royal staff deserves proper housing.

PROTECT WHAT'S YOURS

Story 9:16 — Male hero · Awareness

Product visible, attitude. Burgundy curtain. Mirror of the female hero.

The Ball Hammock® pouch is patented. The burgundy curtain backdrop is not. The confidence? That comes standard when the royal staff has proper housing. Protect what's yours →
She opened it

She opened it.
Now she knows.

SEE THE COLLECTION

Feed 1:1 — Narrative couple · Conversion

The most emotional image. The reveal moment. Intentionally ambiguous copy.

She opened the chest. He watched. Neither of them is going back to regular underwear. The Family Jewels Edition — because some things can't be unseen. In a very good way. See the collection →
Shinesty Royal Reserve

Shinesty Royal Reserve

Limited. Very.

CLAIM YOUR BOX

Display landscape — Vault Edition CTA

"SHINESTY ROYAL RESERVE" is in the image. Minimal copy. Photo closes itself.

The Shinesty Royal Reserve. Limited run. Baroque print. Full crown production. The kind of thing you claim before someone else does. Claim your box →
Something is in there

Something
is in there.

APPROACH THE VAULT

Display landscape — Teaser pre-drop

Closed chest. Full baroque scene. Maximum intrigue, minimum reveal.

The chest is closed. The collection is not. Something is in there. No, we can't tell you what it is. You'll have to open it yourself. Approach the vault →
The queen's jewels
The queen's jewels
SHOP NOW

Feed 1:1 — Female product · Consideration

Burgundy + gold. Full print. For those who already know what this is.

Baroque print. Soft fabric. Compliments arriving immediately. The Queen's Jewels — because subtlety is a choice and this isn't it. Shop now →
The print up close

The print,
up close.

SEE THE DETAILS

Feed 1:1 — Tactile detail · Retargeting

Product close-up. For people who've seen the campaign and need one last push.

You think you know what baroque looks like. Then you see it at this scale. The Family Jewels Edition — because the details are the entire point. See the details →
The vault

The vault
is open.

ENTER THE COURT

Display landscape — Drop announcement

Full baroque scene. Open chest, diamonds, scepter, gold coins. Everything.

Diamonds. Scepter. Gold coins. Ball Hammock® pouch. The vault is officially open and the collection is yours to plunder. Enter the court →
Dark baroque

Dark baroque edition

Understated.
Not really.

SHOP THE COLLECTION

Display landscape — Dark baroque variant

The dark product. Different palette, same world. Variant for creative fatigue.

The Dark Baroque Edition. For those who prefer their excess slightly more brooding. Still very much excess. Shop the collection →

I like building things that scale without losing their edge.

I move fast, I care about the details, and I understand that good production is invisible — it just makes the creative work harder.

Let's talk → sebavizzo@gmail.com